My friend A came into my room the other day and told me the following story.
Y'all......it was so funny I laughed until I cried!
She had a sub aide in her classroom.
Her students were going around the room introducing themselves to the sub.
So things go fine until one boy, we will call him Bobby, had a turn.
My name is Bobby. I am in the 4th grade.
And...............you have the BIGGEST
nose I have ever seen in my WHOLE life.
My friend immediately panicked and started talking about how
we don't mention things about other peoples physical appearance
because it might hurt their feelings.
Bobby apologized and seemed to understand that it was inappropriate.
They continued with the introductions for a few more students,
with Bobby starting at the sub the entire time,
when he busted out saying:
But it's just so ENORMOUS......it's AMAZING!
Y'all.....it took everything in me NOT to go into that
classroom to look at that girls ENORMOUS nose.
But I just didn't think I could do it without cracking up!